twatflapper

One who enjoys flapping the twat
IE giving a female mind blowing oral sex

she blew when she was given oral by the twatflapper

by Mikey B61 February 25, 2007

twatfirmative action

A policy of hiring preference in favor of women. Like affirmative action, but for twats.

Damn, man, I had that web design job nailed, but they gave it to that bimbo from accounting to satisfy their twatfirmative action policy.

by peace4all April 28, 2009

Twastical

the act of getting a fucked up sex change that goes completely wrong, and you end up with a twat and a testicular gland so you now have a vagina and a cumming magazine but no glue gun.

That islamic guy has a twastical hanging from his pants of and you can just see the camel toe has a testicle shape to it while he sings Numa Numa song

by Oreo King666 March 13, 2013

Twatface

When someone's a gay fuck

"Jason has a new turtle neck"
"What a twatface"

by Moseslikessheep February 10, 2018

Twawful

The shortened version of twatwaffle but with the implication that the twat is that much more awful. It allows knowing parties to communicate about said twatwaffle in their company or to communicate about the twatwaffle in a setting where the use of the full term twatwaffle might offend or result in expulsion.

Melinda is such a twawful!!!

by neonistic July 17, 2019

twasnt

the area on a man between the nutsack and the asshole

if twasnt there - your insides would fall out

by Beaver660 August 13, 2006

Twassel

To pontificate, pompously, on a subject about which the pontificator clearly knows little or nothing

He twasselled her latest image, despite himself having all the artistic talent of a blind, one-armed, no-fingered, finger-painter

by Captain Codpiece May 4, 2009