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When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
Turtle by Count of Monte Cristi September 6, 2009
When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
Turtle by Llened October 1, 2014
A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.
turtle by Ryan November 27, 2004
Turtle gets all the chicks.
Turtle by Natasha October 29, 2003
An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.
Turtle by nip/tuck May 19, 2007
Someone who obsessively and compulsively lies at practically any given occasion about any possible subject.

A Turtle thinks that his mystical stories and fabulous achivments will make him popular, but has absolutely no clue that nobody believes him... EVER.
What? he was the first person to enroll into his school on a snowboarding scholarship?

Dude, he's a turtle don’t believe everything you hear.
turtle by s3mteXXX April 8, 2004