Testostoballs

Something that women tend to lack.

'I need more testostoballs and then I can be a bearded scrotemaster'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

Testosticross

(test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen.

"Oh! DUDE! That was the worst testosticross moment EVAR!"

by Cynthia E. Jones January 4, 2006

tustooze

an arabic word used for ASS

"you wipe your tustooze after you are finished with the toilet"

by eddie piyoon July 29, 2006

testoclanotamy

that after-glow feeling right after one urinates

Alex: I haven't peed in 5 days.
Charlie: When you do, you'll feel a wave of testoclanotamy.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006

testosterone park

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.

After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.

by SophieBird July 11, 2009

testostecockerone

a. Invisible substance that emanates from excessively masculine men. Men with to much testostecockerone can be found at the gym sucking down protein shakes and staring at themselves in the mirror trying to compensate for their ridiculously small penises.

b. That smell that emanates in the male floors of dorms.

"The testostecockerone is just seething off of Jason when he starts sucking down that giant ass bucket-O-protein."

by PeopleareStupid January 4, 2010

testoster-own

When a male "owns" or "pwns" a female in something feminine; such as braiding hair, painting fingernails, or buying clothes.

"Yeah right, he will not do a better job than her in straightening hair.....oh gosh! He's going to testoster-own her!

by Schmindeline January 15, 2010