system of a down

Why does everyone say SOAD is loaded with Tattoos and piercings? I don't think any of them has a visible piercing or tattoo. The only strange thing about their appearance is the beards. Yeah, they have some really weird looking beards. Often their songs reflect this weirdness. But it's good weirdness; it sounds cool, it's catchy and it makes you think. System IS different, I could always tell if a song was by system on the radio (even before I started listening to them) thanks to Serj's crazy Armenian voice. Some people refuse to acknowledge their talent because they're stuck in the days of Slayer and Black Sabbath (who are good... but their time is over), but I think SOAD is truly one of a kind.

System of a Down's style might not be right up you alley, but you can't deny that they're unique.

by lalala August 27, 2004

imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.

imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?

by Nic September 11, 2005

dating system

A combination of steps, methods, and routine patterns formulated to achieve any of the multiple goals of attraction, matchmaking, a one night stand, friends with benefits, romance, finding a mate, and possibly marriage. Live and packaged dating systems train men and women and teach the nuances of a meeting encounter. The dating system is designed to escalate the sexual tension between parties. Men who use dating systems are often called pick-up artists as they strategically go after women who are often unaware of the systematic moves the man is making (ideally both the man and woman receive mutual benefits). Terms like “Total 10” and Tier System classifies women in the dating system. Online dating services improve matches with technology but a dating system is then needed to “close the deal.” The proliferation of dating system books, courses, and training on the internet indicate the burning desire to successfully attract a member of the opposite sex.

“Wow - He’s getting massive response from women now that he implemented the dating system.”

“Someone tell him to upgrade his dating system... No way his touching my love bucket!”

by Love Bucket February 20, 2010

System 32

One of the most critical components of any computer. It houses most of the applications that your computer needs to operate. Generally, if modified in any way (except with the help of an I.T. guy) it will cause your computer not to work. This often comes up when someone is in a forum asking for technical support. Someone may suggest deleting System 32, which would cause the computer to become useless. There are also numerous spam emails, suggesting that they have "found" a virus in System 32, promting a deletion of a certain file.

Q. My computer has been running really slow lately. What can I do to speed it up?

A. Delete System 32. Worked for me.

or, in an email,

WARNING! WE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF A VIRUS IN SYSTEM 32. PLEASE DELETE THIS VIRUS: (Insert file name)

by zoke June 10, 2009

system of a down

Listen, I'm a death metal kid, and I even have to agree that yes, System of a Down kicks ass. To all you pop-poser assholes out there, kill yourself. Lets summarize what we have learned, shall we? System of a Down is a good band even to some death-heads, and all pop-fags deserve to die. End of discussion.

"Did you see that pop idiot at the SOAD concert last night?"
"Yes, but I killed him without mercy."

by Morbid Angel is your friend December 2, 2003

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

Sega Master System

Console system launched in direct competition with the Nintendo Entertainment System by accident. Was more a response to the Atari and Intellivision systems of the early 80s. Still, by some accounts this system was more powerful than the NES and was destroyed only by Nintendo's questionable business strategies in the US. The Sega Master System was actually quite popular in some markets. Then again, so is David Hasselhoff.

There was a Knight Rider game for the Sega Master System, but it includes no singing by Michael Knight.

by Mr_MoJo_Risin777 May 5, 2003