Simping

To be in your feelings or to let a female you're in a relationship with do you wrong

"Hey Erick what's Gucci? "

Nothing bro just simping

"BRO I SWEAR TO GOD IM FINNA WHACK YOUR SAD ASS BACK INTO TUESDAY GET OUT YO FEELINGS"

by UglyBigbootygod October 7, 2016

Swimming pool

where a male puts his penis in a fmale(any hole, vagina mouth, butt-hole what erver) cum's then pisses in the hole right after cumming.

boy: dude did u hear he gave her a swimming pool?
boy 2: ya now now one will go near her.

by chill_broskie October 8, 2013

Swimming in the kool-aid, but don't know the flavor.

Sometimes heard in military circles, the phrase denotes someone who is overly-involved but doesn't really know what is going involved.

Usually used to point out a micro-manager who misses the forest for the trees.

Upon seeing a clueless officer trying (and failing) to prepare a Rifle-Launched Grappling Hook for use (not his job), a soldier might state to another, "Man, the LT is Swimming in the kool-aid, but don't know the flavor."

Variations include "All up in my kool-aid, and don't know the mix", or the abbreviated "Swimming in it."

by Grazing Fire May 2, 2011

Tennessee Swimming Pool

The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.

Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.

by Name of the Feather January 17, 2009

swimming

1a):A poor excuse to see hot half naked clad girls wet and tired.
-Caveat- There are also fat chicks
2a):A sport that everyone says they love but at practice they contemplate suicidal thoughts.
3a):An aphrodesiac used for female adolescents.

1a): Dude u can see that girls nipples!
1b): UGH!
2a): I love swimming- Why did i come to practice today?
3a): I'm so tired after that 100 free, im gonna go have sex now

by Dannypoo December 28, 2005

Swimming Anteater

When one guy is sitting down two guys approach him from opposing sides. The guy in the middle then proceeds to pull out the dicks of of the other two and stroke them off while he sucks his own dick. Thus appearing to look like an anteater doing the doggy paddle.

"Me and Dave were over at Jimmy's last night, shit started to get real gay and next thing I knew, Jimmy was doing the swimming anteater on us."

"Nothing gay about a Swimming Anteater, that shit is just innovative."

by dr. romulus whitaker March 2, 2010

Go swimming in the river

What you do to celebrate, esp. after getting a medal in the Olympics

We're gonna go swimming in the river tonight, that's what I'm talking about! USA third place!

by jaf1230 October 8, 2008