Brown Sweater

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.

Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Salt Lake Street Sweeper

a sex act where you jizz on your partners face and then proceeds to clean it off with your ball sack.

Dude #1 "What did you and Stacey do last night?"
Dude #2 "Dude, I gave her a Salt Lake Street Sweeper. That bitch loved it!"
Dude #1 "Sick dude."

by V0!D May 12, 2020

sweetest kill

That moment when you'er with a girl you just want to sleep with, you realize you fell in love with her.

I met this hot girl last night and took her home for some fun (to have sex)... But bro she is the sweetest kill. "I think I'm in love with her"!

by relic of war November 25, 2013

Sweater puppies

A woman's breasts.

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.

by Anjigirl May 23, 2018

norwegian sweater-vest

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.

I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.

by ksmith4 May 16, 2011

sweatering

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.

Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.

by woodchipper May 20, 2008

Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.

by Nicole & Eric September 19, 2008