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Fuck Stretch

The act of having extreme intercourse with one or more partners with the result leaving the participating people unable to relax and calling for others.

Rough is considered an understatement.
Sarah and I did it last night. I fuck stretched her so bad that all she did was yell "GRAANNNNYYY!".
by Slurpadeziacic January 17, 2011
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Temper Stretch

When you're so filled with rage your body literally contorts in an attempt to cope with it. It is most common among children under five, but it happens to adults just the same.
When we told Jessica she couldn't go to the park she broke out into a vicious temper stretch, she looked like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
by JCashmere February 6, 2015
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Luka stretch

When an uncivilized boy stretches back and sucks a elderly man
by Ppgod8837 May 17, 2021
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felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
by One time April 16, 2008
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orgasm stretch

when u stretch so good it like having an orgasm when u wake up or just when ur sat in bed
heyy bro I had an amazing orgasm stretch the other day

I love them bro
by DUKE2121 March 18, 2019
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Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.
dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?
by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010
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Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.
Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."
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