Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Ugfuglio Skumpy

Pov: your friend is talking to the ugliest man you’ve ever seen…

Girl, he’s an ugfuglio skumpy

by LolaUgfuglioSkumpy September 20, 2022

Ugfuglio Skumpy

The ugliest mother fucker you’ve ever seen in your life. Easily 10 steps below a grenade

Girl, he’s an Ugfuglio Skumpy

by LolaUgfuglioSkumpy September 20, 2022

Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person

Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy

by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009

frumpy and stumpy

When you meet a lovely woman and you go on a nice long walk on a lovely seaside beach (as opposed to a landside one) and then you take her home, and have a lovely time.

"Yeah, I got frumpy and stumpy with Maria last night, and it got totally frumped and stumped" - Jesus

by geronie April 6, 2022