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Squidward Tentacles

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
by thiswilldie February 17, 2010
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whatever squared

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.
Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .
by pantyteamaster April 11, 2009
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squeeze n' walk

When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.
"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018
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Chris Squire

Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.
I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!
by Resedo August 4, 2009
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Squat Tech

The art of making something from nothing. Creating something useful and functional from broken and otherwise useless objects found in and around a squatted building, or performed in any location by a member of the squatting community.
Examples of Squat Tech include:-

Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.
by Fludence March 19, 2009
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Squad stays lit

When a group of swaggots get together (online or in person) to do an activity. Ex: play internet games such as overwatch, play volleyball, smoke blunts

Generally shouted loudly by squad members so that bystanders will understand how lit their squad is.
(playing game)
Squad mate 1: Hey homebiscuit, I got your six covered!
Squad mate 2: Thanks dawg, SQUAD STAYS LIT!
by Ser Gawaine February 25, 2017
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wiggly squiggly

Holy shit! A wiggly squiggly, he's so fast, I can't hit him!
by Krosh Fastfeet June 22, 2019
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