Spunk monkey

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

by Jimlad September 10, 2003

spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

spunk stain

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Spunkface

A person who likes to chugg on cock and reap the creamy reward like a complete slut.

"Yo brian you momma is a cock hungry spunkface."

"Fuck you spunkface, your not getting anymore jizz out of me."

by Chilled Messiah July 14, 2004

spunkbucket

A dirty bitch, who puts herself around the town not caring who she's riding. Basically the spare tyre she developes from spunk guzzling

Look at that skank stacy, shes such a spunkbucket!

by busterbrown September 14, 2006

Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.

Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."

by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009

spunk

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

by Kiezpro January 20, 2005