Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023

splinko

The splinko is a small creature that i used to describe in science class to describe circuits

guy 1: look at that splinko!
guy 2: i wonder what circuit this creature is a part of!
guy 1: hes part of that circuit board!

by Fluqxlexy September 29, 2023

Splinky

A cat like creature, seemingly very pathetic.

"Yo bro, while out on my walk i just saw a Splinky!"

"Hi, have you seen my Splinky? It escaped."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024

puff slink

when you use the restroom and smoke at the same time

Jerry where u going? Im going to do a Puff Slink ill be back in a sec.

by smoke247 June 21, 2011

Slink Drop

.. The almighty crash to the floor and subsequent inability to move - Slink Drop.

This normally is a result Of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol - typically wine - in your own home and tripping over your own furniture...

.... Lucinda ended a bathroom break , and ventured to the bathroom . On return Lucinda hit the bedroom furniture and slink dropped.... Didn't surface from the floor for at least 10 minutes ..

by Uncle Dil August 23, 2014

Slink

Girls that are not sluts but act like them. Are flirty, obnoxious, facetious, on twerk teams, wear revealing clothing, etc. but are virgins and have never had a boyfriend. (Midpoint between slut and respectable)

"Oh by George you got some!"

"No dude calm down I didn't get any."

"Then why was she sitting on your lap tickling your chest like it was nobody's business before I left?"

"She's a slink dude. Never had a boyfriend in her life."

"Whaaaaaaaaaaat"

by Pissarut December 28, 2014