spince

stench

my dad is a spince
he smelling like middle easterns

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

spline

A combination organ between the spine and the spleen. One which doesn't exist, but you should ask the stoner people how it's doing anyways.

Hey Maya, how's your spline doing? What? Not to well? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

by Stev-ky March 8, 2005

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

splice

Really damn good.

Super funky awesome cruisy hippy goodness.

Not to be confused with the popular ice-cream, though a Splice would be rather splice.

The antonym is stiff. Now unused in most populations for the less archaic 'un-splice'.

I just got home and I'm feeling splice.

Sunny Sunday mornings are just so splice.

by gemgem13 August 27, 2009

splice

For one to sprinkle or place narcotics in pill or powder form beneath the foreskin of the penis.

jeegan: Hey bruce did u see that guy splice in the toilet last nite?

bruce: yea! who do u think hooked him up with tha pills?

jeegan: Thats mad! he was off his fukin head!

by hainsey and buka January 4, 2009

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015