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splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013
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splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed
Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.
by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016
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Splatter pussy

When the vagina gives off extra secretions during rough intercourse to cause a splattering of fluids outside the body.
There was so much splatter pussy on the backseat after that crazy sex!
by MP915 May 23, 2016
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Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity
i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home
by Skwealbag September 27, 2018
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Splatterin

When you and ya girl cum at the same time and and cum explodes everywhere
by Bdb Big Dick Bro June 18, 2019
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splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.
yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up
by footlongdick March 10, 2022
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Splatterchatting

they where splatterchatting all night
by JDA2910 August 14, 2022
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