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social cancer

A cancer of the mind becomes indifferent to felons being bussed in to vote for more socialism

A cancer of society that sits on its hands when children are slaughtered moments after conception -- an atrocity that makes abortion seem insignificant
Socialism causes social cancer. Evil campaigns for socialism.
by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011
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Socially tone deaf

a condition of being oblivious and/or clueless regarding the existence of social cues, nuances, mores, norms, et cetera, within a given social subset, or more often than not totally and completely and all the time. This is distinct from the more estimable traits of being indifferent or irreverant, where one is aware of social expectations, cues, et cetera, but simply doesn't care or flat out mocks and/or rejects them. Socially tone deaf people are blind, deef and dumb to the normative social standards and expectations of behavior around them, and demonstrate this with regular incidences of egregious and embarassing faux~pas and party fowling. Consistent responses to the socially tone deaf include head shaking, eye rolling, clandestined warnings under one's breath, and quick-thinking, opportunistic ditching. Syn (masc): fuckstick, (fem): bobblehead.
-Look out, here comes everybody's favorite conversationalist; for pete's sake don't get her started you know socially tone deaf she is.

-Bob is so socially tone deaf, I can't take him anywhere with me.
by Daveaflav September 2, 2011
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Socially lazy

A potential social butterfly but is a nerd as well and does not like socialising.

Is often quite, except with his/her friends, only social butterflies will try to be friends with this person, while he is really accepted by everyone.

While often accepted by everyone, they are not accepted by people they actually like, mostly because they are confused with a social carcinogen.
Joseph: "Hey Hannah do you wanna go out with me?"

Hannah: "I don't go out with people who are socially lazy."
by wingwinder November 24, 2009
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Social Media

Alternative name for survellience companies
Social media knows everything about you
by Tunbing May 15, 2018
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serial monogamy

The custom or practice of having one mate at a time. Each relationship may be serious and committed, or not. The term is used in contrast with strict "monogamy", which can imply just one partner over a lifetime.

Not to be confused with cereal monogamy.
People who remarry (and who have exclusive relationships, and who don't cheat) are practicing serial monogamy.
by Grinning Cat January 19, 2015
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Starbucks Socialist

A term used to describe a person who supposedly loathes corporate America, while at the same time being a major consumer of its products.

The phrase was coined after seeing numerous people drinking Starbucks coffee while preaching the wonders of socialism and the horror of corporate America.
Gabriel sipped his Starbucks coffee while lamenting the rise of corporate America.
by The Remster February 11, 2005
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making lame social conversation

When a party guest has nothing in common with you and makes attempts to find out what you are interested in. He may also bring up subjects that really have no interest to anyone. The guest's attempts are lame and superficial. He has no intentions to find out who you really are and does not want to be seen at the party by himself and talking to no one.
"So, what do you think of the cold weather today? Did you catch the big game? What do you do for a living? Did you hear about the towel sale at the mall?"

I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.
by cityguychicago January 28, 2009
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