dr seussitis

A condition where you can only recite lines from Dr. Theodor Seuss's childrens' books.

example of dr seussitis:

Child: One fish two fish, red fish blue fish!

Mom: Doctor, i don't know what to do, he's been doing this all day!

Doctor: He's got a wocket in his pocket and yeps in his steps.

Mom: Oh no, you too?!

by stanandstanley July 5, 2012

Snussy

Snitch + Pussy. Most commonly referred to as Rylan Ardnt. Someone who has to stay quiet on a facetime call and snitch to a girl (like a pussy) because we called her a slut.

Mina I don’t know why you fuck with Rylan bro. He’s literally a snussy

by I gave your mother ass aids August 30, 2023

snassified

the art of being a snassy. a greedy, low-life snasshole

1. a snassified person is one who takes advantage of a tassy by being a big man on campus POA.

2. someone who sells pizza sauce, and acts like a tasshole.

by tassy, jr. December 12, 2012

Seussify

To compare/transform someone to one of Dr. Suess' many characters, such as: the cat in the hat, horton, or the grinch.

Guy 1: "Man if you don't be careful I will seussify you!"

Guy 2: "I was just kidding man!"

Guy 1: "That's it! I officially seussify you to the grinch!"

Guy 2: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Mwark October 28, 2013

Seuss Boobs

Boobs that have abnormally long nipples that tend to curve upward at a slight gradient.

Ugh, great. Mark is sitting alone again, drawing Seuss Boobs on the tablecloth.

by FrickinBrad April 11, 2016

snuse

whatever the fuck you want it to be (can be used in any part of a sentence)

Do you wanna lick the snuse?
If you snuse the goose, will you lick the poose?

by mountainman19 April 18, 2018

snursie

THE BEST DOGGOS EVER
a small fluffy dog that likes to play lots

OMG LOOK AT THAT SNURSIE!!!!

by snursie lord our god January 29, 2020