1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.
1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.
2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.
2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
Get the Smuggling cotton mug.Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.
Commonly used by server admins and the like.
Commonly used by server admins and the like.
l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
Player1 Signed As ADMIN
l4m3rtw4t: Shit
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
Player1 Signed As ADMIN
l4m3rtw4t: Shit
by Moggy006 June 14, 2004
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Smurpling
• smurgling
• Surpling
• Smurdling
• smurping
• SMURFING
• Slurping
• smuggling yo-yo's
• Snurgling
• Smuggling hams
Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.
For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.
For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.
My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.
by igotblueballs September 15, 2010
Get the smurfing mug.by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019
Get the cheese smuggling goblin mug.Academic smurfing encompasses a wide variety of situations, but they're all a tactic used by a GPA whore.
Common examples of academic smurfing:
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.
A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.
A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.
A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.
A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 19, 2021
Get the academic smurfing mug.Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.
by BobSutan. August 19, 2009
Get the Smuggling hams mug.To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).
Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.
Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.
"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."
by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009
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