smurf muffin

(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.

I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

smugly

So smug that one's smugness cause them to be, in fact: ugly.

"I am so much better than you at Guitar Hero!"

"God your face is smugly right now."

by barkbark January 18, 2010

smurf pussy

beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage

or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy

i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy

look out smurf in the hole

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

by Polar Bear December 5, 2004

bang em smurf

former g unit member who now has beef with all current members of g unit.he also rolls with domination

bang em smurf ripped 50

by DROOPY November 27, 2004

shadow smurf

black midget

that shadow smurf loves fried chicken

by Nakattack December 9, 2010

choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008