Smiling Willy

1. A curved erection.

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!

by oh deary me May 11, 2015

Smulle

A transvestite with the thickest dick in the world. Similar to Smully

Did you see the bulge in smulle's pants last night?
Yeah didn't know if it he was a smully or smulle

by Wag1.2 October 26, 2017

Smlirking

A combination of smirking and smiling

Cooper was smlirking when he saw the cinnamon roll sitting on a plate right in front of him.

by Ghost Hotel November 12, 2017

Smoli

A mix between smol and loli, so it's basically a smaller cute loli.

William you're such a pedo for liking smolis

by LokiRockz January 11, 2018

Smuldering

When a man covers another mans face with his ball sack.

Josh and Brett's date ended with a smuldering and ball sweat radiated off both Brett's face and Josh's ball sack

by Lovi84 September 21, 2018

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

Smullett'd

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", “Islamophobia”, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")

Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'

by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019