Smidge

A universal term, generally used to refer to narcotics or the consumption of said narcotics.

Smigga 1: Yo, lets go smidge real quick Rick.
Smigga 2: Alright let me grab my smidge bro.
Owen Mechling: Bro, I’m smidge rick!

by Jookles January 10, 2021

Sludge Knock

To catapult one's anus (i.e. the sludge factory) with a giant wang ... of sorts. When done correctly, all the sludge should be knocked out.

Father Big Boy, please don't sludge knock our wife.

by Robert Pepper FARTS November 27, 2010

Smudder

Derived from the word Smother; To smudder means when a man or woman simply smothers or overwhelms someone they are sexually interested in. Calling too much, flirting too much, saying I LOVE You every ten minutes, excessive sexting, texting usually does not wear good perfume or cologne. Essentially developing an obessesion with someone who is just not that into you. One who smudders is known as a smudderer.

Juan Carlos smudders are the girls in the bed.

Frenchie says "I love you, I want to see you every day, I want you to be my girlfriend forever".. 'Damn frenchie is a big smudderer

I like Olga at Mcdonald's cash register. I want to smudder her and then eat a southern chicken biscuit with her.

Gilmar took me in the pool van and smuddered me and we were on top of pool cleaning devices.

Mexican Juan sent love texts every day for the girlfriend and is in LOVE. He is the defintion of smudder.

The whole foods meat man calls Nancy everynight to say how many slices of turkey he sells. He smudders her with the whole foods meat tracking. Nancy is a vegetarian and prefers not to be smuddered by the Meat Man.

by Wild Rhonda October 17, 2008

smugget

I tiny nugget of shit that you spunk on after it comes out your arse. This can be done when having a shank ( a shit and a wank) or afterwards and sometimes they are eaten as they are a delicacy in Drummond Ride, number 13 normally

spunk semen shit nugget smugget

by Riggsy Lol November 2, 2010

rave sludge

n. The combination of sweat, dirt, and other bodily fluids that coats everyone and everything at a rave

I was covered in so much rave sludge that I had to throw my clothes in the garbage.

by -syn- March 28, 2007

Smudgin

Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily

Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.

when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.

by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006