FAWJAWT SPOONER

a FAWJAWT SPOONER is a hand job but extra fidgety.

Caleckadeck"DO YOU LIKA DE FAWJAWT SPOONER"
Satan"yes"

by Saltyeyeballman September 27, 2017

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Boomer Sooner

What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!

Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!

by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021

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Smooner • spooners • sooner • spoonerism • smooter • skooner • Scooner • smooder • Smooger • stooner

spoonerism

When you switch the first 2 letters of 2 words around to form a new phrase.

Here's a spoonerism:

Cloudy hit.

by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 16, 2006

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the sooners

PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl

Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl

Sooners suck there streak of beating the Longhorns is doen this year

by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005

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an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

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