E-softboi

An E-softboi is pretty much the softboi and th E-boy combined, the aesthetic of the softboi without the fuccboi personality

Girl A: wow, did you just see that E-softboi he is so perfect

Girl B: he is perfect!

by Softboi November 17, 2019

Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Softball girls

A girl that can get down and dirty if she’s lost a game u don’t wanna mess with her.good body and loves a baseball player big butt

She’s a softball girl
Well duh I like her

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by Hey26girlboo October 24, 2019

smutburger

when you get a group of sluts usually 5 or more in a bed and they simultaniously spank and go down on each other.
usually considered a high class root in the australian community

'I scored the biggest smutburger the other night' said george

by Scott and Sam,those sly dogs April 23, 2006

softballed-out

Females who have huge thighs, drink pre-workout, wear basketball shorts, and do other manly things. these are not attractive women. Not limited to softball; any manly sport applies i.e- lacrosse, basketball, hockey

john: Bro did u see that girl's thighs? they're huge

tom: of course i saw it, shes softballed-out

by ball hawk July 31, 2012

Softballs

Softballs:very soft,easy to playwith,they are a little to big,bigger than baseballs;)

"Hey dad,can I play with your softballs.

by Ayyyeee145 December 25, 2017

SAFTB

(N.) an acronym for “Saturday’s are for the boys”. Usually said completely wasted high school and college men who are commonly too much of an ass to have a girlfriend, but refuse to hang out with her anyways on said weekend night to drink a large amount of alcohol with their buddies.

Chad: “Yo bro, you with your girl tonight”

Brad: “Nah bro, she’s out of town but SAFTB anyways am I right?”

by Foxycoxy6 April 2, 2019