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Will Smithing

When you further emascúlate yourself by “defending the honor” of a woman who cheated on you by attacking a guy for poking fun at your girl.
“Did you hear what Mike did?”

“No what happened?”

“He slapped some guy at a party for making a joke about her hair”

“Dude- didn’t she openly cheat on him for years? Text book example of Will Smithing.”
by Dallasvegas321 March 28, 2022
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Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
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smashing

a great word, meaning erm, well, great.

it is imperative we all start using it again, and become characters from an enid blyton book.
mary- oh gee whizz, that was smashing! a simply tip top day
by innit March 4, 2007
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Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.
"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."
by me January 24, 2005
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Smashing Poptarts

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.
by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009
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smashing the like button

A woman performing clitoral masturbation or known as “smashing the like button
Lil sister Susie is in her bedroom smashing the like button to Johnny Sins
by Muff Goodman October 31, 2020
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Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.
by dixluvr January 8, 2015
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