Smashing Blumpkin

A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

by John Butz August 19, 2004

smashing

When you guy going hella fast or be out on those chargers(police). Mostly used in the bay area.

That one white 5.0 in East Palo Alto was smashing on the pigs yesterday.

by heeey May 13, 2008

Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.

Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.

by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015

Smashing

An expression coined as a result of a good display or an event drawing amazement and worthy of appraisal.

Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: Ummmm...4
Teacher: Yes, smashing!

by BuildThatWall December 25, 2018

castle smashing

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other

Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.

by daBoss April 29, 2014

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017