Simping

The act of placing women on a pedestal in hopes of getting sex in return from them one day.

Similar to simp only now it's an action.

Johnny is subscribed to 3 e-girls on patreon I be he is mad simping.

by Cslug February 26, 2020

swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you

Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"

by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010

swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

Swimming

Constantly on the verge of being broke.

I can't imagine renting an apartment in Seattle and not swimming.

by mister.eldritch December 4, 2019

simping4jack

A hot as hell person who goes by Luciel

"Hey have you heard of simping4jack?"
"Yes they are hot as hell"

by Rumi...Rowan July 5, 2021

Redneck Swimming Pool

A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.

Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.

by Cazaam October 28, 2014

homie simping

the act of telling your homies that you'll do anything for them so they know u care about them so much

we're homie simping for you

by oli_whirl August 8, 2020