shrub rocketeer

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.

I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.

by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003

Shrubs

Marijuana nuggets! Tree, grass, herb.

Yo, gimme a cut of them shrubs!

by dddduuubbb April 26, 2005

shrublin

A lower class mooch who steals tokes and quarters.

"hey man, can I shrublin soma yer fuckin'weed?"

by Miklus April 5, 2006

Shrunken soldier

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.

I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

by Ryder "Danger" Sturt December 13, 2008

shrumpa

when you pet people in inappropriate places

Baby Doy likes to shrumpa all over his mama.

by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

Shrup

Shut up.

Cool person: Shrup the hecks katherine
Katherine: u got me there buckaroo

by shrupperware October 7, 2017

shruggles

A variation of the word "shrug," connected to the word "muggle" (which means commoner), denoting indifference, surrender, and acceptance of defeat to what the user perceives as an everyday occurrence. The "cutesy" nature of the word further underscores the user's indifference, as does the plural suffix.

"I failed another organic chemistry exam today. Shruggles. Good thing I decided I don't want to be a doctor anymore. I want to be a lawyer."

by hoseph February 11, 2010