Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Shitotron 9000

its as simple as it gets. Its your fucking butthole what else would it be.

Friend 1: Hey I just got done using the bathroom.
Friend 2: Did you use the ol' shitotron 9000?
Friend 1: Sure did.

by momfucker9000 June 8, 2020

shitation

when your friend needs to a megadump

Friend: Hey are you going to Bobs burgers after school?
You: No, my friend has the shitation, hes about to bust

by shutupfr March 28, 2022

shitagone

A contraction of "Shit, shoulda gone!" This is usually uttered loudly at
an intersection when turning left. May or may not be followed by multiple profanities.

(There was a large enough gap between traffic to go, but you decide to wait, then realizing there is a large line of traffic behind them.) "Shitagone! Fuck"

by Scottiedo November 3, 2006

Shittonbit

The opposite of a tidbit. Used to express quantities no greater than a single shitton.

"Sir, would you like some rum in your coke?"
"Only a shittonbit."

by The Popsickle Man June 16, 2009

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009