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Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.

John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.

by Mondonodo January 23, 2014

Single

Me

"I'm single and I'm proud!" (Goes to quietly cry)

by Peggy shculer June 18, 2017

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They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.

person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re

by £420.69 January 25, 2022

And not a single fuck was given that day

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"

And not a single fuck was given that day

by Duhonatron June 27, 2011

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by WeedEater69 July 23, 2021

shingely

When your toe has a fungus and you don't know what it is. Also it could be used as a good or bad connotation based on the sentance. For example for a bad connotation it would be, "bruh stop why are you so shingely". And a good connotation in an example is, "Let's go this is soooo shingely like it's AWESOME!". The word can also describe something abnormally weird. This way of the word shingely is it's most commonly used way.

Bruh you are the epitome of shingely

by Pigeon Suspicion March 23, 2020