shepherd's purse

Donny has always loved hairy girls. Now that he's with Annabel, he gets to go home to her Shepherd's Purse every night.
by CrprtMpstr September 27, 2018
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Jack Shepherd

Jack Shepherd is an interesting character. Mr Shepherd is also the founder of Baldmary Oil. In addition, many would know him as BonzoTheGreat. Jack Shepherd is known for his baldspot. Why? We still are looking for the answers. His baldspot attracts millions over the globe. Some say he should be on love island. Sadly, his casting spot was taken by a local civilian named Radick Milner.
Jack Shepherd
by Side-Eye FC July 11, 2023
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The welsh shepherd

Having sex with a girl & her mother on separately occasions.
Eric did ‘the welsh shepherd’ by having the mutton and the lamb.
by TM&EH January 15, 2018
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Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 03, 2017
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Shepherd's Slide

The act of having sex with a very hairy woman.
She hadn't shaved in months, but I went ahead and did the Shepherd's slide.
by Prough91 April 02, 2011
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The shepherds

pathological liers who like to create storys for self enjoyment, they can not remain faithful to their spouse.
Did you see the shepherds wife she was talking to her husbands friend for hours and ended up sleeping with him. She covered her tracks though so no one will ever know.
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