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Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.
That biznatch gave me a sheard.
by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
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Shephard

(noun)
~a male that is sexually active towards another male
~a man who makes love to the same sex
~ one who is attracted to penises


(verb)
~men-on- men sex.
You think that's guy hot? Don't be such a shephard.

Hey wanna shephard? I'm feeling horny.
by yesyesyes27 February 23, 2009
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Gay German Sheperd

1. A German Sheperd that enjoys the cock of fellow bloodhound.

2. One who herds sheep in Germany and performs sexual acts on male counterparts.
1. Glenn: Hey Wesley, its nice to see you and your dog Spiffy. How old is that Gay German Sheperd of yours anyways? I bought him a new pink sweater.

Wesley: Thanks Glenn, he's 4 yrs old now. Pink is his favorite color.

2. Before he became an asshole dictator Adolf Hitler was actually a gay german sheperd. His favorite sheep, Hanz used to love the feeling of his little half moustace on his german sheep cock when Adolf used to blow him.
by Jesus Prairie Dogg January 21, 2010
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steven sheppard

HMFIC. Mowin down brown...
Steven Sheppard likes making pink mist out of terrorist's heads.
by LeadFarmer2 December 19, 2016
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Shepards Bush

An extremely unkempt mass os female pubic hair - the opposite of High Barnet
Sort your Shepards Bush out love - come back when you High Barnet
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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shenards

When a woman's outer labia (vaginal outer lips) hang down or are puffy forming testicle-like protrusions.
Check it out dude, that chick is totally rocking shenards.
by Pagan Ram March 7, 2010
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Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.
Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!
by SlickRick1234 August 27, 2013
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