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Sheldon

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.
Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!
by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025
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Sheldon

Male equivalent of the female name in Shelly. Sheldon is an English name , but usually men with this name have feminine qualities in being highly emotional and nosy along with having limited manhoods.
Hey , why is that guy gossiping about his neighbors and watching them constantly? Must be a Sheldon. This dude in class is an absolute beta-male, yet drives a truck to appear manly to overcompensate for his small member as his name happens to be Sheldon.
by Gaycop May 29, 2025
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Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.
My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!
by Smallpena June 13, 2025
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sheldon

Please shut up Sheldon, I just want to get a roller.
by dualdigr June 17, 2025
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Shutter Sheldon

Similar to a Peeping Tom, a Shutter Sheldon is a creep who takes/obtains inappropriate photos of someone who is not aware of it. This can be done by incognito photography or by going through a person's personal photos and sending said photos to themselves for later viewing/use.

Also applicable as a verb.
Noun
Jonathan took pictures of a girl while she was changing, this makes him a Shutter Sheldon.

Verb
"Friends don't shutter sheldon their friends. That makes you an asshole."
by SwineSleuth July 26, 2016
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drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict
by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020
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Chase Sheldon

NO eyebrows

a cutie

lovable

is always wearing the pants in the relationship.

Smokin hot
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