shelf item 

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.

How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.

shelf item by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024

Shelf Check

When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.

Damn girl, lemme get a shelf check

Shelf Check by TheXtrm July 22, 2025

Shelf Zombies

A person who stares aimlessly at a shelf at a supermarket without selecting anything. They sometimes block the isle by putting their trolley in the centre.

Look, there are some shelf zombies there.

Shelf Zombies by robolizerd1 February 1, 2026

Bare Shelf 

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess

Bare Shelf by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

On the shelf 

(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.

Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".

On the shelf by Nikki Stixx September 12, 2020

Tally-Hall-Shelf 

A shelf with tally hall products on it.

Hey wanna see my Tally-Hall-Shelf

Tally-Hall-Shelf by Geueveieh April 13, 2022

Nature's Shelf 

The very bottom of the oven. Generally only used when all other shelves are already in use.

Phil: Aww man, the lasagne has taken up all the space in the oven. There's no room for the garlic bread.

Ralph: Don't worry bro, just use nature's shelf.

Nature's Shelf by Garden14 January 19, 2011