Spears of Doom

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.

Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.

by straitm December 18, 2011

Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit

Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017

Sharsh

An emphatic phrase one would shout when excited, either sexually or non-sexually

"You guys threw me a surprise party? Sharsh!"

by Sharsher May 4, 2021

Titty Spears

A body piercing that is through the nipples. Usually done with body jewelry but could also be done with a nail gun.

Hannah, you’ve got some awesome Titty Spears. Are those new ?

by Krazylate February 14, 2019

Ditch sheash

Being a serious ditch hoh ya sheash

He acted like a serious ditch sheash

by Mano mano mano December 12, 2021

National Lucy Sears is Fit Month

Free Coupon for a Dick Pic from Lucy Sears. Know a Lucy Sears and are very trivial in size. For the month of October, its Lucy Sears is fit Month.

Papadapolous: Hey Sears boo
Lucy Sears: What Mr Papadapolous
Papadapolous: Its National Lucy Sears is Fit Month send Pics
Lucy Sears: *Cries in Fit*

by GummyGummyBear August 31, 2020