Shamlonk

An absolute gamer who destroys pussy with ever waking hour.

Man I just get cocked blocked by that shamlonk.

by Xvarous February 25, 2022

shalankadank

Another word for your penis

Don't come in my room, I'm boutta wank on my shalankadank

by Dr.Devin March 26, 2022

Shakano-Shamano

Shakano-Shamano is the art in which one portrays a weird individual who makes absolutely no sense at all. The Shakano belief is that when you are in any serious, sad or funny scenario in life, reply with the response, "Shakano-Shamano." It is not intended to make any sense at all, which is the beauty of the Shakano.

Friend: Yo bro.. Why did you have sex with my girl friend? I'm going to beat you up!
You: .....Shakano-Shamano

Parent: *Yelling at children* You are in serious trouble... What do you have to say for yourself?!?
Child: SHAKANO-SHAMANO

Boyfriend: "Baby, I love you! Will you marry me?"
Girlfriend: SHAKANO-SHAMANO BITCH!

by The real monkey man February 13, 2018

couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.

Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.

by Accedendum June 4, 2018

Mohammed Shaalan

Mohammed Shaalan, a full blooded prince from the Shalanian Dynasty. His personality is perfect and everything about him is perfect. He got the looks and manners. All girls and even guys fall for him. Sometimes other creatures do as well. This guy has an unlimited charm and excitment and want to pass it on to all earthlings. And he is the poorest mfkr ever existed. He loves humanity and look forward to help it. Before he dies his last words were " do not forget to follow me ".

Mohammed Shaalan is the shalanian prince.

by Mohammed Shaalan November 21, 2021

Cum Shaman

A man who is able to make shapes and geometrical drawings on a girls body using his semen (Preferably while still in the process of ejaculation)

that bitch just made a fucking rectangular prism on my girls ass, that fucking cum shaman

by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx May 15, 2022

shalank

Verb; to smack repeatedly with a shovel; most commenly to the face.

I just shalanked that nigga' bob.

by Pimp Masta P March 9, 2004