When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
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Get the Scrubbing Muffins mug.Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011
Get the flap scrubbing mug.1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.
2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"
3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.
2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"
3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.
1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"
2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."
2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."
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Get the strumming mug.when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.
by The real Biker August 19, 2009
Get the screaming mongolian mug.When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.
After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.
by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010
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