Mrs Brown the scruffy cunt

What other word apart from twat come to Mind when the word miss brown comes to mind. She sucks of dogs of quavers and drinks so much piss she can only see things by using piss colour glasses.

Mrs brown the scruffy cunt ate all my dogs quavers and he didn’t even get a blowy

by Bakka January 20, 2020

Scruffy

A minor character of the television show Futurama. Is a lazy middle aged man with a mustache, baseball cap, and blue coveralls, that often refers to himself in third person.Works as the janitor/maintenance man at the Planet Express delivery company, often looks a pornographic magazines instead of cleaning or fixing things.

Person 1:Futurama was funny last night.
Person 2:Yeah, especially Scruffy.

by Rob132 October 2, 2011

Scruffle

V. To put one's penis into something and then return the item back to its original position.

"Damn Jay, did you scruffle my pillow again?"

"Yes Krotch, but at least I put it back..."

by Krizzotch May 1, 2008

scoffed

stole, five finger discount, took without asking

“I scoffed that from the variety store” “ I scoffed them from my sister’s closet“.

by noty2me January 4, 2020

Serial scruff

the stubble of a incoming beard when one already has a goatee

making you look like a serial killer

My face = serial scruff

by SketchyPeenutt December 9, 2009

Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

scoff

To eat fast

"I like to scoff cock"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 3, 2003