A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.
1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))
1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))
by morningview March 25, 2008
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guy 1: because she was licking my scruttox last night and I think she gave me something, I'm gonna tell that bitch off!
guy 2: What? why do you want my sister number?
guy 1: because she was licking my scruttox last night and I think she gave me something, I'm gonna tell that bitch off!
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Used to describe something that is beyond awesome, crazy and twisted. If something is screwtchy, it is funnier than funny, cooler than cool and better than anything ever.
Used to describe something that is beyond awesome, crazy and twisted. If something is screwtchy, it is funnier than funny, cooler than cool and better than anything ever.
If a song goes from really slow, to really fast, back to slow, fast again, and the rest of the time its just going crazy, and it is cool, it is then screwtchy.
by gilcore December 14, 2008
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by braad mclovin January 11, 2009
Get the screwtacular mug.Sandy tried to clean up the mess while waiting for the boss to come back, but it was an act of screwtility.
After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.
After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.
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Get the scratt mug.small bits of potato chips left in the bottom of the packet of chips, or in the bottom of a roasting pan. Roasting pan scrittics are the crunchy bits of potato stuck to the bottom of the pan.
1. Leave the scittics for me, they're the best bit!!
2. I have to scrape the scrittics off the roasting pan.
2. I have to scrape the scrittics off the roasting pan.
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