Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018

Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.

“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.

by AK47! June 21, 2019

Schimanie

Schimanie is a special name for special women. Whenever you meet Schimanie - make sure you don't lose her again! Schimanie is an open and loyal soul, who always provides a good mood with her sense of humor. Her loving nature distinguishes her as well as her great compassion. A special strength is her ability to listen attentively without getting bored quickly.

But not only the inner values make Schimanie attractive - also her appearance is unmatched! With more curves than a Formula 1 track, she steals the show from every other woman in the room without consciously pushing herself to the spotlight. It happens all by itself - and that is sometimes even uncomfortable for her. So she's modest, too. Whenever you encounter Schimanie: Keep her!

Damn, Schimanie is a fine girl.

by bailabailabaila_remix November 23, 2021

Scheana Shay

A Vanderpump Rules star from Azusa, with long acrylic nails and mink lashes who says things like “hashtag it’s all happening!” She can be very annoying and grating but is pretty so therefore gets a pass. Loved by gays for her song “good as gold”.

“Rob hung a TV in under seven minutes. I timed him.” - Scheana Shay
“Help! You can come help me if you want” - Jax
“Someone’s drowning. Rob, go save them!” - Scheana

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

Trelles Scheme

An interesting 'scheme' thought up by the two elderest children in the Trelles family.

These inclube paint wars, extreme scavenger hunts, etc

fun times!

'Holy crap Justin, did hear about the new Trelles Scheme? We're doing 4000 balloons this time!'

' the new scavenger hunt is gonna be great! all over town this time!'

by Grjonko September 17, 2008

Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011

Schmickle schmackle

You can use this word for someone very attractive and hot.

Yo look at that dude he is totally schmickle schmackle

by piunut July 4, 2020