samalang

a really shitty nickname that sucks dick and should die and i hate it so much that i might genuinely shoot myself and make you all scrape my brains off the wall

“Hey samalang!”

“Kill yourself.”

by IHATESAMALANG February 15, 2024

Samaya

A cool and really nice boy, commonly known for doing nice/sympathetic stuff to other people.

Samaya is the goat!

by Suliz Basnet February 23, 2024

Samaya

A really sympathetic person that cares for other people. Not annoying at all.

Samaya is the goat!

by Suliz Basnet February 23, 2024

Samaltous situation

A situation which is reached after making terrible decisions but will make for great stories.

On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".

"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."

by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024

samayra

FATTEST BITCH ALIVE.

Her foundation is white asf making her face ashy and the bitch doesnt know how to use blush. Stands in a ballet position but is too fat to do the dance. We know 5 fat people and she is 6 of them. She causes earthquakes everytime she breathes that mother nature could never.

Samayra is the cause of world hunger.

by ypurstruly March 24, 2024

shmalyssa

the term shmalyssa is commonly used to define ugly hairless balls. mostly used among youngins, targeted towards women with long black hair extensions.

“hey.. u think that girls got shmalyssa ?”
“for sure, look at her hair!”

by nishandlishlovesnackwraps January 2, 2025

Samayra

Stinkiest ugliest smelliest most unhygienic girl ever. If I could ever pay someone to take a shower it’d be her with her disgusting smelly toe and back fungus. She has a crater covered pimple back.

“Damn that girl stank, her name is probably Samayra”

by lalalais March 16, 2025