Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.

Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!

by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015

staffhole

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."

"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."

by posesqueen July 22, 2009

Staffacockle

The most versatile of insults. Use it in place of any other insult. Staffacockle is generaly used when you want to end an argument or prove a point. All in all, staffacockle is the Chuck Norris of insults.

Steve: Dude Kevin you suck!
Kevin: Thats not what your mom said last night.
Steve: Go suck a staffacockle!

by Xtralife April 27, 2011

Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

by Moral officer November 18, 2015

swafford

Strong hard working, often referred to as a "workaholic", trustworthy and true bloodline.

She's a swafford

by Wondering December 18, 2016

stafano

A bad assistance mother fucker who is better than you.

Man that boy is a real Stafano.

by Such true February 27, 2017

Swaffham

A place in Norfolk where most of the inhabitants are either uneducated swine from farms, uneducated pikeys from the splashes, or 11 year olds who smoke weed, do crack cocaine and shit in the bushes at the park. Not to mention the mum's with 7 kids who illegally claim disability benefits, and the 13 year old hoes who wear boob tops and short shorts in December, because they can. Oh and the schools are shitholes aswell. The teachers are all batshit crazy, or like fiddling with kids.

Chav#1: "Yo, you wanna go to Swaffham at the weekend?"

Chav#2 :"Nah mate, Swaffham is a shithole full of druggies and pikeys.

by Chavvy11yearold November 22, 2019