Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.

Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!

by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011

stormkid

used to describe an ignoranus, noob, asshole, or retard.

an infamous trade troll on World of Warcraft's Aman'thul-US server known for his ninjaing and douchebaggery.

used to describe ninja looting

ffs, our read leader is such a stormkid

omg, that asshole warlock just stormkidded the t10 token. oh noes!

by JJ Beaver February 23, 2010

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

Stormbird

An Northern American who lives in the south, who travels north to escape the Storm Season...As opposed to Snowbirds who live in the North and travel to southern states to escape the snows of winter.

I can schedule an appointment through the end of May, but then I won't be available until after storm season, as I'm a Stormbird. I will be up north until the end of the storm season.

by Summer Storm May 10, 2023

Dirty storm trooper

A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!

I gave my wife the dirty storm trooper last night

by ER Dark Force April 18, 2016

Preston Stormer

An Ultimate Chad. One you do not fuck with. Is also the Rapist of the year.

Hey did you hear about Preston Stormer? I was his 12th rape victim.

by Dumpy(Official) December 20, 2020