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Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.
Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.
by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018
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Swine Flu Boner

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.
''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''
by iKaite July 15, 2009
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Coon Swing

A wide full fisted punch not nearly a hook, more like using your arm as a rope with a brick on the end. Usually implemented by drunken aboriginals as a form of assault against train station security and old women sleeping in their beds.

Completely ineffective in a real fight, and when successful has little effect on the receiver.
"eh eh eh maht, gut a smoke?, gonna pick me up some coolabah deh, cop, pack-a-winnie blue maht. fuckin got me corroboree down at the centrelink line, wanna coon swing at this police officer maht??"
by Coolabah Deh eh maht August 9, 2008
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Mood Swing

A sudden change in behavior commonly associated with the South Wales Valleys when a roider, such as Michael Layland, is provoked by a lack of Creatine.
Random Person: Alright like Mike?
Michael: Yeh
(Speeding chav with heavy Bassline goes past)
Michael: Fucking Cunt!!!!
Random Person: Whats wrong?
Michael: Shut it or i'll fucking slam you!!
Random person: ooh Mood Swing!
Michael: Cmon Then!!!!
Random Person: Sorry Roider
by Taffinator July 25, 2010
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swing both ways

Someone who has no sexual preference to male or female, or would do either. See bi.
I usually do guys but no worries I swing both ways.
by Lindsay S June 19, 2006
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Strawberry Swing

Strawberry Swing is a track included on Coldplay's fourth album.
This is one of several potential album cuts with Afro-pop and high-life influences: Here, distortion-free finger-picked guitars which sound straight out of Mali mix with a heavy bassline and psychedelic synths. "My Mum comes from Zimbabwe, so I spent a lot of time there," says Martin. "I used to work in a studio where people played that." More gentle than much of the album, it is built around a repetitive African-inspired guitar as a blissed-out Martin sings the touching and slightly psychedelic love song about "such a perfect day".
"The sky could be blue I don't mind, without you it's a waste of time."
''They were sitting
They were sitting on the strawberry swing
Every moment was so precious''
by Masterlord July 1, 2008
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swingers style

The opposite of Carpooling. Inspired by the movie "Swingers," guys out on the town will all drive their own car from party to party, or bar to bar, etc...
You rollin with me or are we goin swingers style?
by Hardgrove August 18, 2006
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