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Bog Standard

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.
"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."
by Satandog May 1, 2006
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Skyrim Standard Time (SST)

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.
Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."
by The Blackguard November 27, 2011
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Double Standard

Being unfair with others yet enabling certain people to do what you didn't let the others do.

For example, you have a bowl of chips that everyone can eat from but you don't allow certain people at the party to have the chips.

Double Standards can also apply to genders. Like, it's not weird to see a woman wearing men's clothing but it's very odd to see a man wearing women's clothing. So double standards come in different circumstances.
(both men notice a shy girl)
Man 1: What's the matter with her?
Man 2: Oh, she's just shy.
Man 1: That's hot!

(the girls see Man 2)
Girl 1: What's his problem?
Girl 2: He isn't very social
Girl 1: What a creep!
Man 1: This is a Double Standard, my friends.
by Simplistic Seth August 3, 2012
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standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).
"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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standard quad

When one purchases four dances at a strip club from one stripper in a row. Depending on location and costing about $60-80, it is the minimum amount to really get a feel for the quality and performance.
Friend 1: "How was it?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I didn't notice, but by the end of it, she had me for three standard quads! I gotta hit the ATM for more cash now."
Friend 1: "Killer"
by DrSteak August 7, 2011
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Standard-Discordserver

By far the best Discord server in the whole wide world. The Co-Owner called "SimJongUn" is an asshole, but all other people are great. If you are banned after 10 seconds on the server by "SimJongUn", you had the best Standard-Discordserver experience.
Did you hear about Standard-Discordserver?
Yeah, it is great, I was banned for literally doing nothing.
Sounds fun bro.
by Aquariumspieler February 1, 2021
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Female Standard Time

The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).
Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.

Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.
by Spud05 October 23, 2011
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