shmead

The littlest penis you can have

He penetrated me with his shmead but i didn't feel it inside of me

by Earth biscuit April 28, 2017

Pab smear

It is an evil bitch who works with your husband who is trying to fuck him. Word made from the intials of the cocksucking cunt who this word is dedicated to

Hey, I just read an email from this bitch my husband works with....what a pab smear.

by panhandler June 18, 2010

smear the queer

A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the "queer" you you tackle, "smear" the bajebus out of him

Hey! Give the ball to Chris!!

by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003

Smeaky

The smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (Derogatory)

I opened my sports bag to find my pair of smeaky trainers I wore when I went sailing.

by Jaffa November 30, 2003

smeac

Stimulate, masturbate, ejaculate, admire, cleanup

I had a SMEAC session yesterday

by Zilla3154 August 14, 2007

butt smear

1) residue left in ones underwear

2) an offensive term

jane left a butt smear in her panties.

by money January 9, 2004

pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

by Micha P May 30, 2006