Detroit Slammer

Usually referred to as having someone defocating on you, while having a bad case of the runs. The most common of Detroit Slammer involves eating a coney dog, and crapping the remains all over someone's face Anyone who enjoys this practice should drown in a big pool of shit.

"After you eat that coney dog, could you pleas drop trou, and squeeze out a Detroit Slammer on my chest"
~Tenacious D, "Rock Your Socks Off"

by Tayshon Prince May 14, 2003

cunt slammer

A person who fucks cunts so hard that the pussy bruises and queefs rapidly.

Tony: brad is a cunt slammer
Joe: yeah he made her queef so hard she pooped

by autistic nugger January 26, 2016

Quebecois Slammer

An alcoholic beverage produced by dropping a shot of maple syrup into a pint of Labatt Blue.

"It only took two Quebecois Slammers for Sarah to make out with the entire hockey team! SACRE BLEU!"

by harm_redux_fuxtress November 23, 2010

twat-slammer

1: (noun) Very basically, a player. One who fornicates with many females. Can describe a male or female. used as insult.

2: (noun) A pride nickname for a very sexually-oriented person.

Example 1:
Allison: So Cj got drunk and had sex with three different girls last night.
Jaiden: Three?! Ugh. He's such a fucking twat-slammer.

Example 2:
Skyler: That's what she said! Am I right? Am I right?
Courtney: My gosh, Skyler, you're such a twat-slammer.
Skyler: You know it!
Courtney: *Facepalm*

by bloobabadoo February 23, 2011

slammer jammer

When your on the edge of the bed and you pull out super fast and slam it in her ass so bad it send her flying off the bed

Dude i gave her the old slammer jammer last night and gave her a hemroid

by dinglequeef March 27, 2016

donkey slammer

some on who is packing a massive cock extending 8 in a half inches soft and 12 inches hard.

Hey she told me Asa is a Donkey Slammer. Man she i really lucky

by asa glover April 16, 2008

Slammer Toe

The nefarious Camel Toe, but in the jailbait scenario. Underage girls with tight pants sporting camel toes are considered Slammer Toes because they'll land you in jail.

"Gawd... Check out the slammer toe on that 5th grader. Mm."
"Dude..."
"Pedo-Bear says it's fine! Shut up!"

by Choadja August 8, 2008