Singapore Helicopter

1. A generic, all-encompassing term meaning any sexual act that is too disgusting to discuss in mixed company.

2. Any incomprehensible or vague sexual act.

1. Dude1: Did you hear about the latest celebrity death?

Dude2: No, what happened?

Dude1: OMG, It's so sick! They found him dead after

having sex in a .....uh hem...

*(enters unsuspecting coworker)*

Chic1: What's up?

Dude2: We were just talking about someone dying

from a Singapore Helicopter.

2. Chic1: What happened to John?

Chic2: Well, he threw his back out doing a

Singapore Helicopter

by Blonde Stranger September 3, 2009

Singapore Covidoid

A humanoid robot that unprovenly supplies the daily random numbers of infections and deaths via the Ministry of Health (MOH) to the mainstream media, especially now that the majority of the population view each infection as a mere statistic, because it no longer matters to them whether it is a few tens or a few ten thousands.

Since Singapore started registering daily five-digit infections, to give locals the illusion that the infections data are meticulously collected from thousands of doctors islandwide, and to cut down on manpower, the authorities had apparently tasked a Singapore covidoid to spy on the population’s social media posts and tweets and pseudo-encrypted SMSes to formulate a daily figure on both infection and mortality cases.

by MathPlus March 7, 2022

Singapore Necklace

When you tear shitty anal beads out of a chicks ass, then choke her with them.

She got so pissed when I gave her a Singapore Necklace.

by J_NEG March 12, 2010

Singapore 4 Trump

When tax fugitives and corrupt entrepreneurs in Singapore want to ostentatiously donate millions to Trump’s post-election fund to help him fight against “fraudulent ballots”—which prevented him from being re-elected in the 2020 presidential election—in the hope that come 2024, when he ran again and won bigly, he would grant them tax concessions as a quid pro quo.

Ironically, most members of Singapore 4 Trump are filthy rich permanent citizens and naturalized citizens from mainland China and India, and millionaires and billionaires who had fled the US and the EU to settle in tax-heaven Singapore, who bet that having Trump as the re-elected president in 2024 or 2028 would be an auspicious year for their businesses.

by MathPlus December 10, 2020

singapore sling

when ur banging a tai hooker and it ends up being a dude

balls wrapped up in a hairnet. singapore sling

by rathwelll November 4, 2008

Singapore Ski Slope

The act of taking a dump in someones sink, then covering it with shaving cream to hide it until someone (preferably the owner of the sink) uses the faucet.

I left a Singapore Ski Slope in Drunk Chris's sink last night. He was pretty pissed when he went to wash his hands this morning.

by Looty57 February 24, 2011

Singapore Chinese Girls’ School

Unless you are rich, skinny or extroverted, don’t expect to survive a single day in that school. Their ironic sleeveless uniforms collect armpit sweat and makes almost everyone there have the strongest smell of body odour there could possibly be.

It’s way too competitive and they make fun of people who do worse than them. They also can’t keep other people’s names out of their mouths for no reason and body shame a hell ton.

-: What’s that school that’s full of Chinese, judgmental, entitled, competitive, rude and petty girls again?
~: Are you talking about Singapore Chinese Girls’ School?
.: Yeah, that’s the one!

by pissboy29 August 25, 2021