simmadown now

slang for simmer down now,also means calm down now

Barry!Simmadown now!

by Matt February 10, 2003

russel simmons

Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.

That Russel Simmons is a real piece of shit.

by TheRealJohne February 22, 2008

Simmy

To kick someone within the crotial area with the intent to do bodily harm and severe harm to reproductive organs.(Maybe be commited with a 'steel' toed boot.)

I simmy'd you Biatch!

by Trizzy April 16, 2004

simmy

perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone

T: "I hate the Cullens."
N: "I know, they're all so beautiful and their house is huge and- they're just so fucking simmy.

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Simmen Stenil

The Master of MoR!!!

Simmen Stenil is so awesome, so give him $5! DO IT NOW!!!

by therapist August 19, 2003

simmonsfication

the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?

Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."

jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."

by smbbc March 3, 2011