Shmedder

When your dick cheese matures to the level of exquisite taste and mouth watering aroma.

Usually extracted from beneath the foreskin

“Hello sir would you care for some Mature Shmedder, it’s on offer?”

by Professor 8 inches June 25, 2019

kcf shredders

best fast food product known to man. Consists of shredded iceberg lettuce and cups of mayonase. Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam love kcf shredders.

Get the shredd in your headd

by jordan December 8, 2003

shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016

shredded the mountain

to go snowboarding on a mountain

i shredded the mountain all night last night

by dellro January 19, 2008

The Shredded Document

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.

Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

by JJ McDizzle May 29, 2010

Shedder

A person with an abundance of pubic hair who leaves a sprinkling of curlies on the toilet seat for the next user to enjoy the visuals of.

Matt: "Sean, bro sorry I took so long"
Sean: "Yah what happened man?"

Matt: "Had to clean the seat from a "shedder" that was in the stall before me"

by NewYorkBill July 17, 2016

shredded beef

adj./inter.

An attractive young honey, often one with a particularly fly figure.

Nigga you peep dat shit? Fuck son, dat shit was shredded beef!

by Reng June 11, 2008