shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

shrek chick

A big ugly girl who bares a resemblance to Dreamwork's Shrek.

Guy 1: Did you get question 2 on the assignment?
Guy 2: Yea, Shrek Chick helped me
Guy 3: BAHAHA she does look like Shrek!

by SYNTOX March 17, 2010

Shrewdy

A person who is "shrewd" or "smart" about things. Especially about finding a good deal on something or accomplishing something before someone else.

Mrs Jones found a way to get her daughter a scholarship at Harvard. She's a real Shrewdy.

by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

shrekflix and chill

Watching Shrek on Netflix while having aggressive ogre-like sex. Netflix and chill with layers.

"Hey Tom what did you do last night?"

"Ahh Harrison just a bit of shrekflix and chill with Olivia"

"damn I wish I could shrekflix and chill but my dick is tiny"

by darthdaddygetonmylvlson July 13, 2016

shrekmon

A ship between shrek (god) and Kim Namjoon (leader of bts)
did I mention it’s canon?
If you don’t ship it your uncultured

I wank to shrekmon
Shrekmon makes me moist

by Robin Chris November 7, 2017

shrek

god in his ogre form.

"Donkey, get out of me swamp."-shrek

by snek. May 14, 2019

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022