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August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women
Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!
by blungoid June 17, 2023
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National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: Itโ€™s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be preparedโ€ฆ
by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025
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day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004
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October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020
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An expression used by those who are with incredible stupidity and of a state of retardation that pairs well with their receding and grotesque hairline
by 3idbwkabsi3 April 16, 2017
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National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5โ€™1
Hey itโ€™s National Short People Named Marius Day.
Heโ€™s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
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Give your short friend a hoodie day

๐Ž๐ง ๐€๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ฅ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ•๐ญ๐ก, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐š ๐ก๐จ๐จ๐๐ข๐ž ๐จ๐ซ ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ˆ ๐›๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐œ๐ค.
by Bofa Deez Nutz April 24, 2022
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