shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

Shmeeple

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

by Seby man November 29, 2019

Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

ah shee son

ah-shee-son v. inte. Pronounced: AH-shee-soYnn

Surprised by something; overwhelmed

excited; very happy

Example 1:
JaJa: Dude, new episode of CSI: Miami is on
GenGen: Ah shee son!

Example 2:
JaJa: ...
GenGen: wat
JaJa: Halo 4 exclusively for PS4
GenGen: Ah shee son.

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

Shameer

*A handsome charming guy😎
*Is very passionate about his work and life

*Never gives up on his dreams

*always have a sense of what is going around him and never look back

*have a bad temper if pissed off or else very funny
*loved to be called good looking😂
*over all an amazing guy who you definitely would wanna meet

See that guy....
Yeah he is totally shameer

by ..__xoxo__.. February 14, 2019

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

Shmeee

Something in questioning or of a slow mental state.

Consciously and subconsciously agreeing with the universe that something is a meme.

A sound made and word said when one is pertaining to the act of being a meme.

Shmeeeeeeee!
You’re a shmee
That’s such a shmee

by M3M3L3G3ND69 June 9, 2018